What White Folks Eat

Ever since I was in Brazil I wondered what it is that white folks ate, or at least what they ate before their former colonial subjects introduced them to flavor. I learned (and yes this was a great revelation at the time) that there are different kinds of white people and they ate, yes, different things. A random morning in Rabat, Currun and I met these French girls and we invited them over for a raif lunch. I took advantage of the opportunity to ask them what they ate in the Netherlands. Boiled potatoes, vegetables and “really long sausages.” God forgive european folks, I understand now why they had to go out there and rape, murder, conquer and exploit the rest of us. I mean can you imagine eating that crap?